Okay, so Thursday all I did was work work work work work work...and I did some work too.
So then I slept in on Friday until 10:20 when I was awoken by my brother who told me the hardware store wanted me to work today too. My first thoughts were hellll to the no fucking way am I working. So I called and was like "ehhh, I was planning on doing something with my friends today but if the stores really busy with fourth of the july I could work some hours" and they were like be here in half and hour and we'll let you out early around two. So there I am all un-showered with my hair straightened lousily in 20 minutes and the same jeans I wore the day before with my makeup piled on thinking I'd be gone in a few hours. Little did I know I'd be esembling trash cans with rosemary the entire day until 5:30.
WTF. I hate rosemary, I think I overheard my brother talking a while ago about how she used to be a nurse in the war and what not and now she's like 65 years old and super gross and annoying. She doesn't know anything but she think's she's like the dictionary, like the whole world revolves around her you know? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdpKwwomO_A&feature=fvst) And when I say she's gross I mean she makes this robot noise that I think comes from her grinding her teeth which look like a horror film. She smokes every two seconds, her skin's peeling off her arms majorly, you could mistake her for a boy, and she dresses 100% from sears and babyphat (that was shallow but still). Also, nobody likes her so the boss is mad at her or something and every customer she'd ring up she'd obnoxiously tell them to go tell the boss that she's doing a good job. -barf-
anyways, she's nice other than that!
After putting together like 16 trashcans I went to stop and shop with my brother to buy burgers and corn for the party my moms having tommorow and I grabbed some nail polish and hair creams. My nails are now pretty & red because before I had stupidly gotten them done neon green/yellow because my friend thought it would look cool. WRONG. So then I painted black over them and that was double disgusting.But atleast that problem is fixed. Oh, I almost forgot....the highlight of my day...no, life.
This little old guy that was probably like 85 years old was talking to rosemary and he was like "Oh, and who is this beautiful young lady" and since he obviously wasn't talking to rosemary (I'm a meany) I turned around and he like beckoned me over with his arms. All that was going through my head was aww what a little cutie patutie of an old guy he probably wants to talk about my grades in school or something. But as soon as I got in arms length he bear hugged me to his chest and I was like UHHHHH! And then to top it all off he goes, "Oh my, she's so warm!" god, thank you with blessing me with such a lucky and glorious life. Rosemary's eyes were about to pop out of their sockets, she was like "I didn't know that was going to happen, highly innapropriate". Anyways...after running away I went on with my long day. At least I don't have to work tomorrow! I have the twihard pages all set and rolling, everything else is going beautiously. Neila got her computer back too! Oh, I forgot I saw Public Enemies with Meghan. It was the shit. Johnny Dep is the fucking man. As was Johnny Dylandry (sp?) I was calling actors like it was my job. For like two minutes Channing Tatum was in the movie and I was telling Meg and she was like, Paula are you stupid thats not him, and I battled this with her for about 15 minutes until she gave up because truly....it was him. I'm just good like that. But not as good as when I called Emile De Ravin (Robert Pattinson's slut of a co-star in Remember Me & Claire in Lost) and I was like BAYUM, thats Emile De Ravin. And then we went back in forth talking about clawing her eyes out and other forms of torture because she was living our dreams (http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/06/robert-pattinson-emiile-de-ravin-kissing.jpg) bitch. Anyways....that is all.